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"Boys don't like funny girls"

Czyli ponownie jak w poprzednim topicu, potrzebuję cytatów z udziałem Pani Kim, najlepiej jej mądrości ale mogą być jakiekolwiek inne z jej udziałem.

A i tak na marginesie, ma ktoś może jakiś dobrej jakości screen z Panią Kim, bądź inne jej zdjęcie?

Nefre

1X12 Double Date

Mrs. Kim: (angrily, to a man in her store) You break, you buy!
Man: But it was sticking out in the aisle.
Mrs. Kim: You break, you buy!
Man: But I didn’t put it in the aisle.
Mrs. Kim: You have eyes, yes?
Man: Yes, I have eyes.
Mrs. Kim: These eyes work?
Man: Yes, these eyes work.
Mrs. Kim: They can make out shapes, sizes and colors?
Man: Yes they can do all that, but ...
Mrs. Kim: Eyes work, they see lamp in aisle, send message to brain: 'Lamp in aisle - move!' You move. You don’t break lamp.
Man: I ...
Mrs. Kim: You have no eyes, not my problem, that is between you and them. You break, you buy!
(The man gives in and gives her some money)
Mrs. Kim: (suddenly sweet) We appreciate your business.

1x20 P.S. I Lo..

Mrs. Kim: (to Dean) You! Sit here! (to Lane) You! Sit here! I'm going there. When I come back these chairs will be in the same place. No moving! You understand? (she walks away but turns back to Lane and Dean) I see all!

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Dzięki (I see all jest rewelacyjne!)

Nefre

Moze sie nie zalicza do madrosci, ale to jakie w jej stylu...

3x4 One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes

Mrs. Kim: Good. Now, if you meet Jesus walking on the street, what are the three questions you would like to ask? Ah.

3x9 A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving

Lorelai: So Mrs Kim, we brought you some gifts.
Rory: Flowers.
Lorelai: And cranberry sauce, our little Thanksgiving tradition.
Mrs. Kim: Thank you, you can never have too much.
Rory: That's what we say.
Lorelai: Plus a chocolate turkey.
Mrs. Kim: What should I do with this?
Lorelai: Oh I don't know, let the kids share it?
Mrs. Kim: Then send the blank check to their dentist?

Mrs. Kim: Watch it. You break it, you buy it. Ten percent off for cousins, twenty percent off for nephews and nieces

3x12 Lorelai Out of Water

Rory: I fell off the chair.
Mrs. Kim: Well, don't.

3x15 Face-Off

Mrs. Kim: You have everything you need? Food, water, music notes?
Dave: Yes
Mrs. Kim: Where's your tambourine?
Dave: We don't have one.
Mrs. Kim: Next time bring one.
Zack: (to Brian) Dude, remember the drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket?
Brian: Totally!

3x20 Say Goodnight, Gracie

Dave: I stayed up all night. I read the entire Bible cover to cover. I don't know what it means.
Mrs. Kim: David...
Dave: You have to tell me what it means. Is it "yes?" Is it "no?" I can't feel my right elbow any more. I don't even know why, but I... I can't.
Mrs. Kim: David!
Dave: (pleading) Please. Just tell me. I'm so tired.
Mrs. Kim: It's not from the Bible.
Dave: What?
Mrs. Kim: It's Shakespeare. Henry VI. I like to goof off now and then too, you know.
Dave: Shakespeare?
Mrs. Kim: That is a very difficult thing to do, reading the Bible in one night. I myself have only done it three times. You need great determination and excellent light. I'm very impressed.
(Dave looks at her expectantly)
Mrs. Kim: All right.
Dave: All right what?
Mrs. Kim: You can go to the prom, but you can not get married.

chrisstevens

Mrs Kim: You go upstairs and calm down!
Lane: Fine!
Mrs Kim: NOW!
Lane: FINE!
Mrs Kim: THAT IS NOT CALMING DOWN!