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Uprzejmie proszę Forumowiczów o pomoc w przygotowaniu nowego działu gilmore.moments.prv.pl - tym razem z cytatami z serialu o jedzeniu.

Nie wstydźcie się swojej wiedzy - rzucajcie cytatami (w oryginalnej wersji językowej jeśli można). Im więcej tym lepiej - z góry dziękuję!

Evie

Świetny pomysł Smile

Postaram się poświęcić trochę czasu na szukanie cytatów. Na razie para, którą zapamiętałam najlepiej (Rory's Dance):

Emily: What are you doing?
Lorelai: I'm taking out the avocado.
Emily: Since when don't you like avocado?
Lorelai: Since I said "Ew, what's that?" and you said "Avocado."

Emily: What's wrong with the tomato?
Lorelai: It was fraternizing with the enemy.

shiashane

ja mam parę Smile

EMILY: An education is the most important thing in the world, next to family.
LORELAI: And pie.

LORELAI: What did you do?
LUKE: You wanted something festive.
LORELAI: You made me a Santa burger.
LUKE: It’s not big deal.
LORELAI: He has a hat and everything.
LUKE: Yeah, I just cut a piece of wonder bread, you know, poured a little ketchup, piped on a little cream cheese...
LORELAI: No one has ever made me something quite this disgusting before. I thank you.
LUKE: You’re welcome.

LORELAI: You don't like pudding.
EMILY: Yes, but you like pudding.
LORELAI: Oh, I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.

LORELAI: Hm. Or we could sit in the corner - you know, the Mafia table so that no one can come up behind you and whack you with a cannoli.
RORY: Whack you with a cannoli? Oh, because he left the gun and took the cannoli.

I kilka o sławnej kawie Very Happy

LORELAI: Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
LUKE: How many cups have you had this morning?
LORELAI: None.
LUKE: Plus?
LORELAI: Five, but yours is better.

LORELAI: Fill me up?
LUKE: That's your sixth cup.
LORELAI: Yes it is.
LUKE: How 'bout some tea?
LORELAI: Absolutely, throw it in with the coffee.

dziunia

to ja proponuję z "love and war and snow":

(nie wiem czy to takie bardzo związane z jedzeniem, ale w pewnym sensie):
EMILY: This is a serious problem. These Friday dinners are the only proper food that child eats all week.
RICHARD: Rory, are you in any way malnourished or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account?
RORY: I'm good.

RORY: This is Mom's special trick. Frozen pizza is a staple at our house. Mom's become a major doctoring genius. She'll put anything on it. One time Sookie came and brought us some foie gras, and Mom stuck it on a pizza.
EMILY: How was it?
RORY: Pretty good once we took the foie gras off.

gadz

A i zapomniałem dodać, poproszę jeszcze o tytuły odcinków, z których pochodzą. Dziękuje za odzew i proszę o więcej:)

dziunia

"sadie, sadie":

SOOKIE: Ooh, what about some nice brussel sprouts with like a garlic olive oil for the wedding? That sounds like a 'til death do us part' kind of side dish, doesn't it?
JACKSON: Yeah, I wouldn't know.
SOOKIE: Well, what do you think is the most romantic vegetable?
JACKSON: You know, I'm the wrong guy to ask.
SOOKIE: You're the vegetable guy.
JACKSON: Yeah, but the normal vegetable guy, not the romantic vegetable guy. I mean, I would have no idea what an appropriate vegetable would be to serve at a wedding. I've never even been to a wedding. One, my cousin BonBon. Yes, that's his real name. And I didn't stay long, and I didn't notice the vegetables, so I would not be the guy to ask about wedding vegetables. I'm not the wedding vegetable guy!

może być?? Very Happy

Bo w sumie nie do końca wiem, w jakim stylu mają być te wypowiedzi, czy wszystko zupełnie co odnosi się do jedzenia, czy co??

i jeszcze z "red light on the wedding night":

RORY: Okay, our house is burning down, and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose?
LORELAI: Well that's not fair. The cake doesn't have legs.

RORY: What's that weird smell?
LORELAI: It's food!
MAX: It smells weird?
RORY: No, just weird for this house. It smells great.

MAX: Ugh, I can barely walk.
LORELAI: Bad shoes?
MAX: I ate a cow.
LORELAI: You had a steak.
MAX: Plus the sides. Four people, six baked potatoes.
LORELAI: Uh, you always exaggerate.
MAX: Am I exaggerating?
DEAN: Nope.
RORY: Ooh, ice cream! [runs off]
LORELAI: Ooh, I'm right behind you!

DEAN: Yeah, like, if you're eating pizza with them and Lorelai decides that the pepperoni is angry at the mushrooms because the mushrooms have an attitude and then she holds up a pepperoni and the pepperoni asks for your opinion...don't just laugh. Answer the pepperoni.

TAYLOR: Lorelai, I hope that's not food in those bags. Food is not allowed at town meetings.
LORELAI: No, Taylor its not. Its, um, diapers for the little ones.
TAYLOR: What?
LORELAI: Dorsal fins and cucamonga.

gadz

Bardzo dobre cytaty Dziunia. Nie muszą być bezpośrednio o jedzeniu, może być o stosunku GG do jedzenia np. Albo. Red meat can kill you;) Albo o paradoksie Lorelai. Smile

Ostanie, czyli 7.02

Lorelai: Hey, you know what would be amazing and totally Asian? Fried ice cream.
Rory: Cows must envy your stomach.

Evie

W tej samej scenie co ostatni cytat Dziuni (a to chyba odcinek Love, Daisies, and Troubadours):

LORELAI: These are not fries. They are farfignugen sugen dugen.

i z tego samego odcinka:

MAX: You've been talking about these town meetings for months. I've got to see one for myself.
LORELAI: Well, they're never dull.
RORY: And if you're lucky, you'll see some crazy lady throwing French fries at the people she disagrees with like last time.
MAX: So were they cold?
LORELAI: No, I was just full.

shiashane

"red light on the wedding night"

mój ulubiony:

TAYLOR looks at Lorelai's hands.
LORELAI: These are not fries. They are farfenugen zugen dugen"

kocham ten cytat i do dziś nie wiedziałam, gdzie moge go znaleźć Very Happy

właściwie to kocham go tak bardzo, że wkleję go sobie do podpisu Cool

gadz

Ponownie 2.03

RORY: Okay, our house is burning down, and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose?
LORELAI: Well that's not fair. The cake doesn't have legs.

5.01

Sookie: I'm so happy!
Lorelai: I'm so glad you're so happy! Is this is a normal happy or was there cooking sherry involved

5.02

Lorelai: Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right?
Rory: For what?
Lorelai: Pizza.
Rory: I just got back from Italy.
Lorelai: So?
Rory: So they'd shoot you in Italy for that.
Lorelai: But this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military sumpremacy.
Rory: I forgot. Bring on the imperialistic condiments.

5.03 (koleny niekoniecznie o jedzeniu, ale;)

Lorelai: Oh, food. Thank God!
Luke: Here. Hot plates.
Lorelai: See that, Rory? He called me Hot Plates. He SO likes me!

5.06

Lorelai: Okay, different school, but same Rory. You’re great at the catch up thing, you’re the “catch up girl” – not to be confused with “ketchup girl”, ‘cause that’s not you at all. You were strictly a mustard and relish girl from day one – there’s a little condiment humor for ya.

5.08

Kyon: What is this?
Lane: Fries.
Kyon: But Mrs. Kim, she says the fries are the Devil's starchy fingers.
Lane: They're hot and delicious, and they don't have any flaxseed in them.
Kyon: But they are a gateway food. They lead to harder things -- pizza, movie popcorn, deep-fried Snickers bars.

5.17

Luke: There's nothing in here but ice cream, candy bars, cookie dough, canned frosting. Why are you not 450 pounds?
Lorelai: I know. Scientists call it the Lorelai Paradox.

Kama

Znalazłam jeszcze trochę z pierwszego sezonu. Niektóre są tylko lekko związane z jedzeniem, ale świetne Smile

Mam nadzieję, że nie dubluję.

1.01 - Pilot

LUKE: Coffee. . .fries. I can't stand it. This is so unhealthy. Rory, please, put down that cup of coffee. You do not want to grow up to be like your mom.
RORY: Sorry, too late.

LORELAI: [sighs] I already had the longest day of my life and, oh, look, it's only ten. How nice.
LUKE: There's no coffee.
LORELAI: That's not funny.
LUKE: I can give you herbal tea.
LORELAI: This is not an herbal tea morning. This is a coffee morning.
LUKE: Every morning for you is a coffee morning.
LORELAI: This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an IV.
LUKE: I can give you tea and a Balance bar.
LORELAI: Please, please, please tell me you're kidding.
LUKE: I'm kidding. [goes to retrieve the coffee pot.]
LORELAI: You're sick.
LUKE: Yup.
LORELAI: You're a sadist, you're a fiend!
[he walks back over with the coffee pot]
LORELAI: You're pretty.

1.04 - The Deer-Hunters

LUKE: You look like you need pie.
RORY: I do?
LUKE: Violent pencil tossing usually signals the need for pie.
RORY: What if I’d thrown a pen?
LUKE: I would’ve brought you a trout.
RORY: What?
LUKE: I don’t make the rules, I just carry them out.

1.09 - Rory's Dance

EMILY: You do not go running out the door when a boy honks.
LORELAI: Mom, it's fine.
EMILY: It certainly is not fine. This is not a drive through. She's not fried chicken.

1.11 - Paris is Burning

LORELAI: So where did you learn to make osso bucco anyway?
MAX: Um, from this very old Italian woman...who used to live upstairs...um, s-she had lost her husband a couple of years before and she kinda looked at me as like a son.
LORELAI: Sweet!
MAX: She was.
LORELAI: So an old girlfriend huh?
MAX: Yep.

1.13 - Concert Interruptus

LORELAI: Who wants cheese?
RORY: Are there crackers?
LORELAI: Somewhere in the state of Connecticut, yes there are crackers.
RORY: And the Gilmore house?
LORELAI: Who wants cheese?

1.16 - Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers

RORY: What?
DEAN: Nothing.
RORY: Stop it.
DEAN: No, you look cute.
RORY: I'm eating.
DEAN: Well, you eat cute.
RORY: I do not eat cute. No one eats cute. Bambi maybe, but he's a cartoon.

1.18 - The Third Lorelai

EMILY: Won’t you have dessert?
TRIX: I once traveled to a small village in Cambodia, I did not eat dessert there either.

1.19 - Emily in Wonderland

LUKE: Okay, French toast with bacon crispy. Pancakes, two eggs over easy.
LORELAI: Oh.
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: You put the eggs on top of the pancakes.
RORY: Oops.
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: Yeah, well, it's like two eyes staring at me. See, I can't eat it like this.
RORY: Hence the oops.
LUKE: What are you talking about? You always order the same thing.
LORELAI: Yeah, but you usually put the eggs on the side so that my breakfast is not ogling me.
LUKE: It's the same food.
LORELAI: Hmm, yeah, I need the eggs put on the side.
LUKE: You want a brand new plate.
LORELAI: Yes.
LUKE: How about if I take this plate in the back, I take the eggs off the pancakes, I put the same eggs on the side and bring the plate back out. What happens then?
LORELAI: Then I can eat my breakfast.
LUKE: It's the same food just a different configuration.
LORELAI: I won't know that.
LUKE: I'm gonna take the plate in the back.

EMILY: Do you at least have plates?
RORY: Yes, we have plates.
(Emily pulls a plate out the cabinet.)
EMILY: There are women in bikinis on them.
RORY: The original Charlie's Angels. It took us years to get a complete set. You can find the Kate Jackson's and the Shelly Hack's pretty easily. Even the Cheryl Ladd's. But the Farrah Fawcett's and the Jacklyn Smith's are a little harder to come by, but still accessible. The real trick however is to find the Tanya Roberts. We have three.
EMILY: You have three Tanya Roberts?
RORY: Yup.
EMILY: And I was worried, silly me.

1.20 - P.S. I Lo...

RORY: I was almost tempted to see if she could make a Pop Tart.
LORELAI: Wow, home cooked breakfast, homemade lunch, I'm trying to remember why I left there. Oh yeah, my parents.
RORY: Funny, funny girl.

Evie

5x17 - Pulp Friction:

LUKE: There's nothing in here but ice cream, candy bars, cookie dough,
canned frosting. Why are you not four hundred and fifty pounds?
LORELAI: I know. Scientists call it the Lorelai Paradox.

5x19 - But I'm a Gilmore:

LOGAN: How's that headache of yours?
RORY: Subsiding a little. The mashed potato, mac and cheese, biscuit, gravy
plate combo really helped a lot.
LOGAN: I have to say, half the fun in being with you is the horrified looks
on the waiters' faces.
RORY: Please. I'm an amateur compared to my mother.

Kama

Zaczynam odnosić wrażenie, że to serial o jedzeniu Wink

Sporo tego...

Sezon 2.

2.01 - Sadie, Sadie

EMILY: So, what would everyone like to drink?
LORELAI: Uh, well, I'll have a white wine and Dean'll have a beer.
DEAN: What?!
LORELAI: Corona right?
DEAN: No, I don't want a beer! I don't drink beer. I'll have water or soda or anything. Or nothing. Not beer. Never beer. Beer is. . beer's bad.
EMILY: Relax Dean, that's just Lorelai's little sense of humor. You're very cruel.
LORELAI: Well, yes, keeps me young.
DEAN: I'm just gonna sit here and stare at my hands.
EMILY: Soda Dean?
DEAN: Please.
EMILY: Rory?
RORY: Oh, I'll have a beer. [Emily and Lorelai laugh] I'm sorry Dean, we're not laughing at you.
LORELAI: Oh wait, I think I was.
EMILY: I think I was a little too.

RORY: Grandma, I can't believe you found the recipe for Beefaroni.
EMILY: It wasn't easy. Antonia thought I'd gone insane.
LORELAI: Well . . .
EMILY: No one needs a comment from you.

LORELAI: Uh, uh, well, pens are very nice, but I just bet there is a fabulous fancy dessert just sitting out there in that kitchen of yours.
EMILY: As a matter of fact there is. Twinkies.
LORELAI: What?
EMILY: Well, Rory told me that was her favorite dessert.
LORELAI: Emily Gilmore, you are one classy broad.
EMILY: Antonia, please bring out the Twinkies.
LORELAI: I can't believe I just heard you say those words.
EMILY: Well, don't get used to it.

2.03 - Red Light on the Wedding Night

MICHEL: It is a weekend and on the weekend I like to move, and the ladies, they like it too.
LORELAI: Especially when you move out of town. Ba zing!
EMILY: Has she eaten?
SOOKIE: Yeah. About a quart of wine.

2.05 - Nick & Nora, Sid & Nancy

RORY: Mom took me to the circus once, when I was really little and, um, this clown knocked into me and I dropped my cotton candy, and we didn't have a lot of money back then so she couldn't buy me another one, and I started crying. So she literally chased the clown on stage, ripped off his wig and said she wouldn't give it back to him unless he bought me another cotton candy.
MAX: Which I bet he did.
RORY: It was twice as big as the first one and I threw up all the way home.
MAX: Yeah, that sounds like your mom.

2.07 - Like Mother, Like Daughter

EMILY: What is this, a refugee camp? Come inside and eat at the table.
LORELAI: Mom, the whole point of barbecuing is to eat outside.
EMILY: Animals eat outside. Human beings eat inside with napkins and utensils. If you want to eat outside, go hunt down a gazelle. Make your decision, I'll be inside. [leaves]
LORELAI: What are the odds of finding a gazelle around here?
RORY: Slim to none.
LORELAI: Okay, let's go.

RORY: I'm assuming that's your piece of cake and mine is safely in the fridge.
LORELAI: Hmm, you're cute.
RORY: Uh huh. So what'd you wear?
LORELAI: Oh, look at the time. I'm going to bed.
RORY: Nobody took a picture of you?
LORELAI: Uh, no. Can you believe that?
RORY: You're holding onto that purse mighty tightly there missy.
LORELAI: Yes, well, I really love this purse.
RORY: You have pictures in there.
LORELAI: You calling your mother a liar?
RORY: Yes I am.
LORELAI: Mm, well, that's why I ate your cake.

2.10 - The Bracebridge Dinner

JESS: We should've eaten before we came.
LUKE: Shh! And yeah.

JESS: What's the white stuff?
LUKE: I think it's cheese - or cream.
JESS: And the green stuff?
LUKE: I think it's…best picked off.

2.12 - Richard in Stars Hollow

LORELAI: This is really good.
RORY: Yeah, what is it?
EMILY: Well, it -.
LORELAI: No, don’t tell us.
RORY: Why not?
LORELAI: Because every time in my life that I’ve tasted something great but I didn’t know what it was, it turned out to be something really disgusting that had I known what I was eating I never would’ve tried it in the first place.
RORY: Example?
LORELAI: Snails.
RORY: Gross.
LORELAI: Eat in ignorance and enjoy it, my friend.

LORELAI: Mm, I am right. Okay, I give. What is this?
EMILY: Sweetbreads.
LORELAI: Sweetbreads. So that’s uh. . .
EMILY: Pancreas.

RICHARD: Is that the same cup of coffee you had when I left?
EMILY: What?
RICHARD: When I left an hour ago, you were having a cup of coffee.
EMILY: Oh, no, this is a different cup of coffee.
RICHARD: So then that’s your third cup of coffee this morning?
EMILY: I guess.
RICHARD: Interesting. I just realized you have three cups of coffee in the morning.
EMILY: I don’t drink three cups of coffee every morning.
RICHARD: Every morning this week.
EMILY: Well, so what?
RICHARD: Nothing. Just an observation, that’s all. That’s a lot of coffee to drink early in the morning.

RICHARD: Is that your second cup of coffee?
LORELAI: Uh, third. Why?
RICHARD: No reason. That’s a lot of coffee first thing in the morning.

2.13 - A-Tisket, A-Tasket

LORELAI: That’s because you have a pretty boy to bid on your basket.
RORY: Yes I do.
LORELAI: Did you tell him to eat lunch first?
RORY: Hi, I love him, of course.

LORELAI: We're supposed to be eating on the ground.
LUKE: Says who?
LORELAI: Every picture you've ever seen of a picnic shows people eating on the ground.
LUKE: Yes, and every time I have seen a picture of people eating on the ground I've thought, what the hell are you people doing sitting on the ground?

RORY: Well, I didn’t make it for you. I made it for Dean.
JESS: And Dean would’ve eaten this? [holds up a container]
RORY: Yes, he would have.
[Jess tastes a forkful of the food and makes a face]
JESS: Dean is an idiot.
RORY: Dean never would’ve fallen for that.

2.16 - There's the Rub

BOBBY: Ah, we don’t serve anything with caffeine here.
LORELAI: And you think that’s safe?
EMILY: Thank you, Bobby. We’re sure we’re going to have a wonderful time.
LORELAI: Mom, there’s no coffee.
EMILY: It won’t kill you to go two days without coffee, Lorelai.
LORELAI: No, I think it will.

RORY: God, how much food is in there? This could feed twelve.
JESS: Excuse me, I’ve seen you eat.
RORY: Fine, six.

2.17 - Dead Uncles and Vegetables

LUKE: It's too strong.
LORELAI: No, it's not.
LUKE: No, it's too strong.
LORELAI: You're on the phone.
LUKE: Not everybody likes it that strong.
LORELAI: Well, then I shall convert them. I am the Jehovah's coffee girl.

LORELAI: Yes, it’s quite a cold snap. How ‘bout a hot blonde with sand?
PROPRIETOR: Coffee with cream and sugar would be great, thanks.
LORELAI: Hey. I brought you a wimpy with a rose pinned on it.
LUKE: A what?
LORELAI: Turkey burger with onions

LORELAI: Oh, hey, uh, can I take your order?
CUSTOMER: Yes, uh, bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, no mayo.
LORELAI: Yo, uh, I need a piggy piggy with a green bla. . .uh, green bed, green blanket. . ., no mayo!

LUKE: Hey, I’m gonna change real fast and you can retire from your diner career forever.
LORELAI: Oh no, it’s fun. I came up with some new diner phrases. Do you know what a Lucky Duck Cluck is?
LUKE: Not offhand.
LORELAI: It’s foie gras with chicken and green shamrock frosting.
LUKE: Why would anyone ever order that?
LORELAI: If they’re high. [sees Emily enter the diner] Ugh, good grief.
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: Bad vibe sandwich just came in, better retreat.

EMILY: Burgers and fries for the dinner? The bride walks down the aisle with a ketchup dispenser in her hand.

2.18 - Back in the Saddle Again

LORELAI: Okay, that dinner was good.
RORY: All of Grandma’s dinners are good.
LORELAI: I know, but this one had the rolls.
RORY: Aw, those were excellent rolls.
LORELAI: Weren’t they? Hot and buttery with that split top thing going on. I miss the rolls.
RORY: Well, she can make more next week.
LORELAI: That’s okay. I got four in my purse.

2.19 - Teach Me Tonight

LORELAI: Do you want some coffee?
CHRISTOPHER: I’ll get it.
LORELAI: Do you know how to make coffee?
CHRISTOPHER: Yes, I do.
LORELAI: My coffee?
CHRISTOPHER: One bag of coffee per cup of water, right?

2.20 - Help Wanted

LORELAI: Okay, now, make nice. [opens menu] Oh, how convenient. They have pictures of all the food in case you’ve been living in a cave for the last fifty years and you have no idea what a stack of pancakes looks like.

LORELAI: Well, looks like coffee, smells like coffee. . .
RORY: [takes a sip and makes a face] The comparison stops there!

RORY: I thought he would yell and scream. I though he would wanna break up – instead, he gave me his corn.
LORELAI: He did? When?
RORY: At dinner.
LORELAI: Oh, so you were already eating. It wasn’t just an out of the blue, ‘And I give you my corn.’ Okay, got it.

2.21 - Lorelai's Graduation Day

LANE: Sorry, I was just wondering if it's okay to practice on your pots and pans again this morning?
LORELAI: It's not like they have any other use.

LORELAI: Okay, I'm just gonna let everyone deal with all this because I need to relax and get a cup of coffee and maybe hammer a nail into my head.
EMILY: You're not needed here, Lorelai. Go get your coffee, relax. You're going to redo your makeup later, aren't you?
LORELAI: Maybe an Irish coffee.

gadz

Zamykam temat, gdyż w końcu aktualizowałem [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] oprócz nowych cytatów z jedzeniem, czekają najlepsze wypowiedzi z sezonu 5 oraz, niespodzianka dla wytrwałych - zapowiedź dwóch nowych działów Smile